Had a chat with a local police officer (I really didn’t see the Do Not Enter sign!) who also happens to drive the world’s smallest patrol car—it barely has a back seat and the front passenger seat is full of computer stuff.

I asked him what happens when he had to transport more than two suspects (or more than one really tall one).

He laughed and said crime wasn’t really a problem at Lago di Garda. But if there were an instance where he had to transport more than two people, he’d load two and tell the others to wait for him to come back for them.

I’ve found the Italian version of Mayberry.