Scene: Barcelona Olympic Harbor: catamaran rental
Husband (really) is an expert sailor.
I (really) think I’m one, too.

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Me: Let’s get the [Hobie] Dragoon—it’s faster!
Husband: Are you sure? It’s blowing 20-25 knots.
Me: Don’t worry; I’ve got it handled.

Me:Take her past that far buoy!
Husband: Are you sure? That’s open ocean.
Me: Don’t worry; I’ve got it handled.

Me: I want to trapeze!
Husband: Are you sure? It’s pretty choppy.
Me: Don’t worry; I’ve got it handled.

Me: I want to lean back now!
Husband: Are you sure? Doesn’t look like you’re hooked in.
Me: Don’t worry; I’ve got—

NOTE TO SELF: When on trapeze, make sure tension is constant before leaning back.
Thank you, Husband, for coming back around to pick me up.
And for laughing only a little.